Q: What is the formula for water? A: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O   Q: What is the formula for an ice cube? A: H2O cubed - (H2O)3   Q. What kind of ghosts haunts Chemistry facilities? A. Methylated Spirits   A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-1s"   "Old Chemists never die, they just fail to react!" Anonymous   "Remember if you are not part of the solution: you're a part of the precipitate!" Eric Desch