Q: What is the formula for water?
A: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
Q: What is the formula for an ice cube?
A: H2O cubed - (H2O)3
Q. What kind of ghosts haunts Chemistry facilities?
A. Methylated Spirits
A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-1s"
"Old Chemists never die, they just fail to react!" Anonymous
"Remember if you are not part of the solution: you're a part of the precipitate!" Eric Desch